Reduced By 3,000%

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he figured out a way for health insurance premiums to be reduced by 3,000%. Since a 100% reduction would take my insurance premiums to $0.00 I don’t understand how it would work – but then I’m not Barack Hussein Obama!

It’s All Been Said

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “Everything there is to say about health care has been said …” He told us this in a March 3rd, 2010 speech on health care just before traveling to Philadelphia and St Louis – the next two stops in his continuing series of speeches on health care.

We Are at War

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, "We are at war against al-Qaeda." That’s why whenever al-Qaeda attacks the territory of the United States the attackers are arrested, read their Miranda rights, and jailed until they can be tried in a court of law. After all, that’s how we prosecute the “War of Drugs” isn’t it?

A Good One-Term President

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he said he, “… would rather be a good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president” because he knows that to be a “good” one-term president is a much lower goal, and hence much easier to achieve, than is a mediocre two-term president. There have been few one-term presidents who were worth the powder to blow them up; for the most part that’s why they were one-term presidents.

Televised on C-SPAN

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he could sanction closed door health care negotiations after promising –
- In November 2007, “It’ll be televised on C-SPAN… It will be transparent and accountable to the American people.”
- In January 2008, “That’s what I will do … not negotiating behind closed doors …and broadcasting those negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In March 2008, “We’re gonna do these negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In April 2008, “All this will be done on C-SPAN in front of the public.”
- In May 2008, “I want the negotiations to be taking place on C-SPAN.”
- In August 2008, “We’ll have the negotiations televised on C-SPAN …”
- In November 2008, “We will work on this process publicly. It’ll be on C-SPAN. It will be streaming over the Net.”

Replicate Those Practices

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he has many times during the health care reform debates praised the Mayo Clinic. He said they, “… offer the highest quality care at costs well below the national norm, “ and also, “We need to learn from their successes and replicate those practices across our country.” And so, now that many Mayo Clinic locations have stopped accepting Medicare because Medicare covers only 50% of actual costs – perhaps B.O. will pause to reconsider ObamaCare? Nah.

9-11 Is History

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows “9-11” is ancient history with no further impact to move events in the world. That’s why he said, "The most important thing for the public to understand is that we're not handling any of these cases any different that the Bush administration handled them all through 9/11." B.O. is sooooo over 9/11.