Alternate Pronunciations

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he’s discovered an alternate pronunciation for the word corps – as in the Marine Corps and Navy Corpsman, an army corps or the United States Corps of Cadets. Apparently, “corps” can also be pronounced “corpse”; he’s so smart.
2+2=4

Cut Wasteful Spending

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that during the Obama Regime, “… we have made historic strides … to cut wasteful spending.” Sometimes, I just have to report ’em; I can’t claim to understand ’em. He’s way too smart for me.
2+2=4

Expanding Offshore Drilling?

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows offshore drilling for oil and gas would provide “vital energy resources to maintain our economic growth and our security” that’s why, “The President actually cancelled four lease sales off the Alaska coast that were planned to begin producing oil within the next two years, delayed a planned lease off Virginia until at least 2012, and placed some areas off limits for at least seven years. …he only promised new exploration off the Atlantic coast. There is absolutely no guarantee that any new drilling will ever occur.”

Supporter of Non-Censorship

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart, he said to the Chinese government, “I’m a big supporter of non-censorship. It forces me to hear opinions that I don’t want to hear.” While back home, his administration is working on ways to control talk radio and marginalize Fox News.