Take Out Loans to Hire Workers

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows all small businessmen take out loans so they can hire more workers than they need. That’s why he said, “The small businesses I talk to --- and I've been talking to a lot of them as I've been traveling around the country over the last several months -- their biggest problem is right now they can't get credit out of their banks so they're uncertain about that. And they're still uncertain about orders -- do they just have enough customers to justify them doing more. It's looking better at this point. But that's not the rationale for people saying, I'm not hiring. Let me put it this way. Most small businesses right now, if they've got enough customers to make a profit and they can get the bank loans required to boost their payroll, boost their inventory, and sell to those customers, they will do so.”

B.O.'s Bowing Gallery

They Wish They Didn’t

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows Democrats need the private sector financial system even though they wish they didn’t - and they hope someday they won’t. That’s why B.O. said, "We've got to make sure that our party understands that, like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning, so we can't be demonizing every bank out there." He said that shortly after demonizing “fat cat bankers”.

Televised on C-SPAN

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he could sanction still more closed door health care negotiations after promising –
- In November 2007, “It’ll be televised on C-SPAN… It will be transparent and accountable to the American people.”
- In January 2008, “That’s what I will do … not negotiating behind closed doors …and broadcasting those negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In March 2008, “We’re gonna do these negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In April 2008, “All this will be done on C-SPAN in front of the public.”
- In May 2008, “I want the negotiations to be taking place on C-SPAN.”
- In August 2008, “We’ll have the negotiations televised on C-SPAN …”
- In November 2008, “We will work on this process publicly. It’ll be on C-SPAN. It will be streaming over the Net.”

They Just Don’t Get It

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart he knows the voters just don’t “get it”; they‘re too dumb to understand his rational policy decisions. That’s why he said, “That I do think was a mistake of mine – I think the assumption was if I just focus on policy, if I just focus on this provision or that law or if we’re making a good rational decision here, then people will get it.”

The Difference is Me

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows it really IS all about him. His explanation of the difference between pushing the unpopular ObamaCare in 2010 and the unpopular HilleryCare in 1994 was, “(the) … big difference between 2010 and ’94 is me.”

At Stake in Afghanistan

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows
"... that the security of the United States and the safety of the American people" are at stake in Afghanistan. That’s why he plans to begin withdrawing troops 18 months after starting the 30,000 troop surge.

More Worthy Projects

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “…there are many more worthy projects than there were (Stimulus Bill) dollars to fund them.” There are, after all, many more needy non-existent Congressional Districts and thousands more five digit numbers that look that Zip Codes but are not. There are many more massage parlors that need subsidy and colleges that could use studies of the sex habits of their co-eds.

The Mood in Massachusetts

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows Massachusetts voters elected their first Republican Senator since 1972 because they are still mad at George W. Bush. That’s why B.O. said, “Here’s my assessment of not just the mood in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country: The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office.”