Here We Come!

Here We Come!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"A Year and a Half of President Obama" by Deroy Murdock

Barack Obama is SO Smart that Deroy Murdock recounted the highlights of the Obama Administration’s first 18 months in the National Review Online article, "A Year and a Half of President Obama". Read it and remember.

http://article.nationalreview.com/438405/a-year-and-a-half-of-president-obama/deroy-murdock

Monday, July 26, 2010

"The New Racial Mess" by Victor Davis Hanson

"... in just 18 months of the Obama administration, racial discord is growing and relations seem to have been set back a generation."

Read the entire Victor Davis Hanson article.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Obama Creates Jobs! (in Africa)

Below is a quote from an article in the "Oil & Gas Journal" on line. A link to the original story follows.

Larry Dickerson, Diamond Offshore president and chief executive officer, said, “As the uncertainty about continued deepwater drilling in the [gulf] persists, we must consider alternatives that allow our deepwater assets to remain employed.”

Diamond Offshore to move semi from Gulf of Mexico

Guarantee Their Profits

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “We allow the insurance companies to run wild in this country.” That’s why, according to columnist Jacob Sullum, ObamaCare would, “… boost their business, protect them from competition and guarantee their profits, all at the expense of consumers and taxpayers.”
2+2=4

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Islamic Radicalism

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the struggle against militant Islamic radicalism isn’t the great ideological conflict of the early years of the 21st century. That’s why the Obama administration is removing the term "Islamic radicalism" from the revised National Security Strategy document.
2+2=4

Sunday, July 4, 2010

We’ll Counter With Conventional Bombs

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the best why to deter potential enemies is to assure them that that if they attack the United States with biological weapons we will counter with conventional bombs and bullets. So, when Defense Secretary Gates briefed the new Nuclear Posture Review report he said, “If a non-nuclear-weapon state is in compliance with the nonproliferation treaty and its obligations, the U.S. pledges not to use or threaten to use nuclear weapons against it. If any state eligible for this assurance were to use chemical or biological weapons against the United States or its allies or partners, it would face the prospect of a devastating conventional military response.”
2+2=4

Monday, June 28, 2010

Do Our Work Openly

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he said, "To close that credibility gap we must take action on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue to end the outsized influence of lobbyists; to do our work openly". If he’s going to do any work openly – he definitely needs to take some action.
2+2=4

Monday, June 21, 2010

We Remain A Superpower

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into them.” He apparently doesn’t like it much.
2+2=4

Monday, June 14, 2010

Recovery Act Fund Will Be Deployed

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows we’ll all be better off if unemployment remains high until 2011. That’s why the bulk of stimulus money wasn’t spent in 2009. B.O. wrote, “By design, the bulk of the remaining 50 percent of Recovery Act funds will be deployed in the coming months of 2010 and during the beginning of 2011 to support additional job creation when our economy continues to need a boost.”
2+2=4

Sunday, June 6, 2010

A Government That Matches Their Decency

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “it's time the American people get a government that matches their decency; that embodies their strength.” That’s why he’s created the conditions necessary to generate the Tea Party movement.
2+2=4

Monday, May 31, 2010

To Encourage the Others

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows we need to, “…encourage these and other businesses to stay within our borders …” That’s why he wants to raise the capital gains tax, raise the tax on dividends, create new health care taxes, and create new carbon emissions “Cap & Trade” taxes. Surely all of these new taxes will encourage businesses to stay within out borders.
2+2=4

Monday, May 24, 2010

Revamping Their Economies

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “China's not waiting to revamp its economy. Germany's not waiting. India's not waiting. These nations aren't standing still. These nations aren't playing for second place.” China, India, Germany, Brazil, and others are moving away from socialism and toward capitalism while B.O. moves us away from capitalism and toward socialism. I’m not sure how this is supposed to keep the United States in first place, but B.O. knows; and he’s just too smart for me.
2+2=4

Monday, May 17, 2010

Lobbyists Excluded

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can claim, "we've excluded lobbyists from policy-making jobs" after hiring numerous lobbyists such as Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, Michael Taylor whom Obama put in charge of food safety policy, Isi Siddiqui, anointed an agriculture trade representative, William J. Lynn, who was a lobbyist for Raytheon, Treasury Department Chief of Staff Mark Patterson and others.
2+2=4

Monday, May 10, 2010

Found in the Constitution

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he found parts of the “Declaration of Independence” in the “Constitution”. He’s a “Constitutional lawyer” so who am I to object when he said in the State of the Union Adddress, “… drawing on the promise enshrined in our Constitution: the notion that we are all created equal …”
2+2=4

Monday, April 26, 2010

Alternate Pronunciations

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he’s discovered an alternate pronunciation for the word corps – as in the Marine Corps and Navy Corpsman, an army corps or the United States Corps of Cadets. Apparently, “corps” can also be pronounced “corpse”; he’s so smart.
2+2=4

Monday, April 19, 2010

Cut Wasteful Spending

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that during the Obama Regime, “… we have made historic strides … to cut wasteful spending.” Sometimes, I just have to report ’em; I can’t claim to understand ’em. He’s way too smart for me.
2+2=4

Monday, April 12, 2010

Expanding Offshore Drilling?

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows offshore drilling for oil and gas would provide “vital energy resources to maintain our economic growth and our security” that’s why, “The President actually cancelled four lease sales off the Alaska coast that were planned to begin producing oil within the next two years, delayed a planned lease off Virginia until at least 2012, and placed some areas off limits for at least seven years. …he only promised new exploration off the Atlantic coast. There is absolutely no guarantee that any new drilling will ever occur.”

Monday, April 5, 2010

Supporter of Non-Censorship

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart, he said to the Chinese government, “I’m a big supporter of non-censorship. It forces me to hear opinions that I don’t want to hear.” While back home, his administration is working on ways to control talk radio and marginalize Fox News.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Reduced By 3,000%

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he figured out a way for health insurance premiums to be reduced by 3,000%. Since a 100% reduction would take my insurance premiums to $0.00 I don’t understand how it would work – but then I’m not Barack Hussein Obama!

Monday, March 22, 2010

It’s All Been Said

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “Everything there is to say about health care has been said …” He told us this in a March 3rd, 2010 speech on health care just before traveling to Philadelphia and St Louis – the next two stops in his continuing series of speeches on health care.

Monday, March 15, 2010

We Are at War

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, "We are at war against al-Qaeda." That’s why whenever al-Qaeda attacks the territory of the United States the attackers are arrested, read their Miranda rights, and jailed until they can be tried in a court of law. After all, that’s how we prosecute the “War of Drugs” isn’t it?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

A Good One-Term President

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he said he, “… would rather be a good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president” because he knows that to be a “good” one-term president is a much lower goal, and hence much easier to achieve, than is a mediocre two-term president. There have been few one-term presidents who were worth the powder to blow them up; for the most part that’s why they were one-term presidents.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Televised on C-SPAN

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he could sanction closed door health care negotiations after promising –
- In November 2007, “It’ll be televised on C-SPAN… It will be transparent and accountable to the American people.”
- In January 2008, “That’s what I will do … not negotiating behind closed doors …and broadcasting those negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In March 2008, “We’re gonna do these negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In April 2008, “All this will be done on C-SPAN in front of the public.”
- In May 2008, “I want the negotiations to be taking place on C-SPAN.”
- In August 2008, “We’ll have the negotiations televised on C-SPAN …”
- In November 2008, “We will work on this process publicly. It’ll be on C-SPAN. It will be streaming over the Net.”

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Replicate Those Practices

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he has many times during the health care reform debates praised the Mayo Clinic. He said they, “… offer the highest quality care at costs well below the national norm, “ and also, “We need to learn from their successes and replicate those practices across our country.” And so, now that many Mayo Clinic locations have stopped accepting Medicare because Medicare covers only 50% of actual costs – perhaps B.O. will pause to reconsider ObamaCare? Nah.

Monday, March 1, 2010

9-11 Is History

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows “9-11” is ancient history with no further impact to move events in the world. That’s why he said, "The most important thing for the public to understand is that we're not handling any of these cases any different that the Bush administration handled them all through 9/11." B.O. is sooooo over 9/11.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Take Out Loans to Hire Workers

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows all small businessmen take out loans so they can hire more workers than they need. That’s why he said, “The small businesses I talk to --- and I've been talking to a lot of them as I've been traveling around the country over the last several months -- their biggest problem is right now they can't get credit out of their banks so they're uncertain about that. And they're still uncertain about orders -- do they just have enough customers to justify them doing more. It's looking better at this point. But that's not the rationale for people saying, I'm not hiring. Let me put it this way. Most small businesses right now, if they've got enough customers to make a profit and they can get the bank loans required to boost their payroll, boost their inventory, and sell to those customers, they will do so.”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

They Wish They Didn’t

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows Democrats need the private sector financial system even though they wish they didn’t - and they hope someday they won’t. That’s why B.O. said, "We've got to make sure that our party understands that, like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning, so we can't be demonizing every bank out there." He said that shortly after demonizing “fat cat bankers”.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Televised on C-SPAN

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he could sanction still more closed door health care negotiations after promising –
- In November 2007, “It’ll be televised on C-SPAN… It will be transparent and accountable to the American people.”
- In January 2008, “That’s what I will do … not negotiating behind closed doors …and broadcasting those negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In March 2008, “We’re gonna do these negotiations on C-SPAN …”
- In April 2008, “All this will be done on C-SPAN in front of the public.”
- In May 2008, “I want the negotiations to be taking place on C-SPAN.”
- In August 2008, “We’ll have the negotiations televised on C-SPAN …”
- In November 2008, “We will work on this process publicly. It’ll be on C-SPAN. It will be streaming over the Net.”

Monday, February 15, 2010

They Just Don’t Get It

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart he knows the voters just don’t “get it”; they‘re too dumb to understand his rational policy decisions. That’s why he said, “That I do think was a mistake of mine – I think the assumption was if I just focus on policy, if I just focus on this provision or that law or if we’re making a good rational decision here, then people will get it.”

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Difference is Me

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows it really IS all about him. His explanation of the difference between pushing the unpopular ObamaCare in 2010 and the unpopular HilleryCare in 1994 was, “(the) … big difference between 2010 and ’94 is me.”

Monday, February 8, 2010

At Stake in Afghanistan

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows
"... that the security of the United States and the safety of the American people" are at stake in Afghanistan. That’s why he plans to begin withdrawing troops 18 months after starting the 30,000 troop surge.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

More Worthy Projects

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “…there are many more worthy projects than there were (Stimulus Bill) dollars to fund them.” There are, after all, many more needy non-existent Congressional Districts and thousands more five digit numbers that look that Zip Codes but are not. There are many more massage parlors that need subsidy and colleges that could use studies of the sex habits of their co-eds.

Monday, February 1, 2010

The Mood in Massachusetts

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows Massachusetts voters elected their first Republican Senator since 1972 because they are still mad at George W. Bush. That’s why B.O. said, “Here’s my assessment of not just the mood in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country: The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office.”

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Stop Using the Rest Room!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the best way to keep airliners from being blown up is to prevent passengers from using the rest room during the last 60 minutes of each flight. That’s obvious. We should have thought of it sooner.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Breaking & Entering Redux

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knew the Cambridge police acted “stupidly” when his buddy Henry Gates was arrested breaking into his own house. It was recently reported that the Cambridge Police union local endorsed Republican Scott Brown for the Massachusetts Senate seat in the special election – no word yet from B.O. on their “stupidity” this time.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

You Cannot Fool All of the People All the Time

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he likes to model himself after Abraham Lincoln who said, “You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, …”; Well, B.O. certainly fooled most of the people in 2008. Maybe he forgot that Lincoln also said, “…but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.” Paraphrasing B.O.’s spiritual adviser, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, B.O.'s chickens have come home to ROOST!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Taking Responsibility for Every Dollar

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he was able to say with a straight face;

“… we’re taking responsibility for every dollar we spend. We’ve done what some said was impossible: preventing wasteful spending on outdated weapons systems that even the Pentagon said it didn’t want. We’ve combed the budget, cutting waste and excess wherever we could. I’m still committed to halving the deficit we inherited by the end of my first term. And I made clear from day one that I would not sign a health insurance reform bill if it raised the deficit by one dime – and neither the House nor Senate bill does.”

I couldn’t have said it without laughing out loud. It’s hard to even read it without laughing.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

We Will Not Rest

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can say of the Christmas Day panty-bomber incident, “we will not rest until we find all who were involved.” Remember now, he didn’t say “we” wouldn’t play golf, or take Michelle on foreign shopping trips.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Audacity

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can say, “I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat cat bankers on Wall Street.” with a straight face while his administration (a) buys preferred and common stock in Wall Street banks, (b) buys the corporate bonds of Wall Street banks, (c) buys non-performing loans from Wall Street banks, (d) loans a virtually limitless supply of money to Wall Street banks at near zero interest (less than 0.25%) and borrows it back from the same Wall Street banks while paying them more than 3.25% interest for the privilege. Talk about the “Audacity of Hope”!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

On the Edge of the Cliff

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that knows that, “We just had a very productive session about the final stages of health care reform in the Senate. And from the discussions we had, it’s clear that we are on the precipice of an achievement that’s eluded Congresses and presidents for generations, an achievement that will touch the lives of nearly every American.”

Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
Main Entry: prec·i·pice
Pronunciation: \ˈpre-s(ə-)pəs\
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from Middle French, from Latin praecipitium, from praecipit-, praeceps headlong, from prae- + caput head — more at head
Date: 1613
1 : a very steep or overhanging place
2 : a hazardous situation; broadly : brink

Monday, January 4, 2010

It’s George’s Fault!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows it’s George W Bush’s fault that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was given a visa to enter the U.S. after the State Department was informed by Abdulmutallab’s father that he was a security risk. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was not subjected to increased security procedures when he attempted to board the Northwest Airlines aircraft after paying cash for his ticket and boarding without luggage. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was in contact with the same Islamist cleric in Yeman as was Fort Hood’s Major Hasan. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was nearly successful in blowing up the airliner – he was, after all, on three State Department watch lists and those procedures were created by … the Bush administration.