Prosecuting Lawyers

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that Bush administration lawyers should be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided; and that maybe Bush administration lawyers should be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided; and that Bush administration lawyers should NOT be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided.

Barack Obama is SO Smart that ...

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center must be closed and that we must construct a “preventive detention center” to hold people who might be dangerous but who would be difficult to convict in US courts.

Initial Negotiating Position

Barack Obama is so smart that when Iran launches a solid fuel ballistic missile capable of reaching Tel Aviv and when the Iranian president says he wants to "wipe Israel off the map" – Barack Obama knows that's just an initial negotiating position.

Welfare Payments

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows the Guantanamo Bay terrorists “just want to get along” so he’s arranged for them to receive welfare payments after he releases them in Virginia.

Model Citizens

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that al Qaeda-trained jihadists will become model citizens as soon as they are released from Guantanamo Bay and into the civilian population of Northern Virginia.

Defender of Child Pornography

Barack Obama is so smart that he appointed a defender of child pornography as the deputy chief of the Justice Department.

A Gift of State

Barack Obama is so smart that he knew just what to give to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom as a gift of state - a selection of DVD’s; DVD’s formatted to work in the United States that will not work in Europe.

Barack Obama is SO Smart that ...

Barack Obama is so smart that he thinks he can stimulate economic activity in the United States and make American companies more internationally competitive by taxing their earnings in foreign countries – income already taxed by the host countries.

Buzz New York City

Barack Obama is so smart that he had Air Force One buzz New York City. Guess he thought the citizens needed reminding of the last time a big jet entered the Downtown skyline.