Earmark-Free Legislation

Barack Hussein Obama(mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he began the new era of earmark-free legislation by signing a bill containing more than 8,500 earmarks. And, the latest omnibus bill has only 4,000 earmarks!

Nations Everywhere Are Racing

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows global warming is real and caused by man; he said, “From China to India, from Japan to Germany, nations everywhere are racing to develop new ways to produce and use energy.” This, just before China and India declined to participate in the global “Cap & Trade” movement - questioning why treaty negotiations were on the table for a scientifically unproven issue.

Merry Christmas

I'm taking the week off to celebrate Christmas. I wish you all a very merry one.

Trusting Afghanistan

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he is, “… convinced our security is at stake in Afghanistan and Pakistan.” He knows, “We cannot tolerate a safe-haven for terrorists whose location is known, and whose intentions are clear.” So, when he pulls the troops out starting in 18 months, he knows it will be perfectly safe to trust our national security to the corrupt Afghan government.

Overruling the Voters

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows representative democracy is the best political system ever created. That’s why his Justice Department overruled the voters of Kinston, North Carolina when they voted to make local office elections non-partisan (without party identification on the ballet).

They Like US Better Now

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the rest of the world likes the U.S. much better now that B.O. is president instead of that nasty old George W Bush. That’s why Japan has announced it’ll stop refueling our warships and wants to renegotiate their troop deployment deal. It’s also why North Korea continues nuclear testing and ignores us; and why Israel goes ahead with West Bank settlements regardless of U.S. protestations. It may be why Russia has rewarded us for cancelling the anti-ballistic missile shield intended for Poland and the Czech Republic by recognizing the independance of Georgia’s two breakaway provinces and is now interfering in the Ukraine.

He Created Jobs!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he created 30 jobs in the 15th Congressional District of Arizona. One of several Congressional districts around the country in which B.O. created jobs – Congressional districts that don't exist!

Pardon the Turkey

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey but will court marshal three Navy SEALs with no evidence but a terrorist’s assertion that one of the SEALs punched him in the gut when they arrested him.

Decisions

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows consistency is a virtue. So, after months of indecision B.O. has decided to be indecisive – promising to start sending more troops to Afghanistan and promising to start bringing them back home in 18 months.

No Goal

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows government can’t really create jobs. That’s why he’s organizing a "jobs summit" at the White House on December 3rd. It’s also why “creating jobs isn't the goal...” of the summit.

Take a Bow

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows that in a Japanese greeting the person who bows the lowest is acknowledging his subservience to the other; that’s why when B.O. greeted the Emperor of Japan during his recent visit to Tokyo, B.O. bowed much lower to the Emperor than he did when he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia a few months earlier.

Political Theater

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows we should, “resist the temptation to turn this tragic event into political theater.” Speaking, on 11/14/2009, to the possibility of a congressional investigation into the murder of Fort Hood soldiers and civilians by Major Nidal Malik Hasan; that’s why he will prosecute Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the admitted planner of the 9/11 attacks, in a civilian court in New York City instead of a military court in Guantanamo Bay.

The Great Unifier

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he is the great uniter and unifier; that’s why he said in a recent Weekly Address, “…the insurance industry is rolling out the big guns and breaking open their massive war chest – to marshal their forces for one last fight to save the status quo. They’re filling the airwaves with deceptive and dishonest ads. They’re flooding Capitol Hill with lobbyists and campaign contributions. And they’re funding studies designed to mislead the American people. Of course, like clockwork, we’ve seen folks on cable television who know better, waving these industry-funded studies in the air. We’ve seen industry insiders – and their apologists – citing these studies as proof of claims that just aren’t true.”

What Leads a Man to Do Such a Thing

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart he knows that, “We cannot fully know what leads a man to do such a thing.” He said these words in his weekly radio address referring to the killing, by Major Nidal Malik Hasan, of 13 and the wounding of another 21 soldiers and civilians at Fort Hood Texas. On the other hand …
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“Doctors and staff overseeing Hasan's training viewed him at times as belligerent, defensive and argumentative in his frequent discussions of his Muslim faith, …”; Associated Press
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“Intelligence agencies intercepted communications last year and this year between the military psychiatrist … and a radical cleric in Yemen known for his incendiary anti-American teachings. … Counterterrorism and military officials said Monday night that the communications, first intercepted last December as part of an unrelated investigation …”; The New York Times
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“… al-Awlaki is a former imam at a Falls Church, Va., mosque where Hasan and his family occasionally worshipped. In 2001, al-Awlaki had contact with two of the Sept. 11 hijackers.”; Associated Press
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“As a senior-year psychiatric resident at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, Maj. Nidal M. Hasan was supposed to make a presentation on a medical topic of his choosing as a culminating exercise of the residency program. Instead, in late June 2007, he stood before his supervisors and about 25 other mental health staff members and lectured on Islam, suicide bombers and threats the military could encounter from Muslims conflicted about fighting in the Muslim countries of Iraq and Afghanistan…”; The Washington Post
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“Hasan came to the attention of law enforcement officials because of Internet postings about suicide bombings and other threats, including posts that equated suicide bombers to soldiers who throw themselves on a grenade to save the lives of their comrades.” The Huffington Post
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“… Hasan is alleged to have snapped and gone on a murderous rampage with a powerful semi-automatic handgun after shouting "Allahu Akhbar" ("God is great"), according to survivors. He had earlier given away copies of the Koran to neighbours.” The UK Telegraph

Foundation for Growth

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows, “Everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act – to lay a new foundation for growth.” That’s why the $787 billion dollar stimulus bill was designed so that after 10 months only 14% of the money has been spent; that’s why the proposed “Cap and Trade” legislation will increase taxes on individuals and businesses to the tune of $3,000 per family; that’s why the proposed health insurance legislation will increase payroll taxes for individuals and businesses and add special taxes on medical devices such as artificial hip and knee joints.

Televise on C-SPAN

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that as the presidential candidate he promised to televise on C-SPAN the negotiations over health care reform; that’s why all of the health care negotiations have been behind closed doors and why they will not publish health care proposals on the Internet or anywhere else.

Debutant

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he avoided mentioning the recently revealed Iranian nuclear facility at the UN conference because, as reported in the Wall Street Journal, “The administration told the French that it didn’t want to spoil the image of success for Mr. Obama’s debut at the U.N.”

No Nation Can

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows and said in his U.N. address, “No one nation can … dominate another nation.” The domination of China over Tibet is a fantasy. The domination of the Soviet Union over Latvia, Ukraine, Lithuanian, and many others was, of course, fiction. The Germans did not dominate France, Belgium, Netherlands, et al from 1940 to 1945. And we don’t dominate the Cherokee Nation either. Never happened!

A War of Necessity

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows Afghanistan is, “… the central front in the war on terror” and that, “This is not a war of choice; it is a war of necessity…”. That’s why three months have passed – so far - since General McChrystal’s requested reinforcements with B.O. continuing dithering.

Totally Broken

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can completely rebuild a health care system that is “totally broken” and in need of radical reconstruction without changing your insurance or your relationship with your doctors.

Obama – Literary Lion

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he authored two books. “I actually wrote them myself.” He told students and teachers in Virginia last year. That’s why he had terrorist emeritus and author Bill Ayers ghost write “Dreams From My Father”.

Not One Dime

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows ObamaCare will not add “one dime” to the deficit despite the estimates by the Congressional Budget Office and others that ObamaCare will increase the deficit by $1,000,000,000,000 over ten years.

Reducing the Incomes of Doctors

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the only way government can cut health care spending is to reduce the incomes of doctors and the only way to provide health care to all of the currently uninsured is to provide less health care to the elderly and those most likely to die.

Cancelled

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that in April 2009 he said, “The Czech Republic and Poland have been courageous in agreeing to host a defense against these missiles. As long as the threat from Iran persists, we will go forward with a missile-defense system that is cost-effective and proven.” That’s why he cancelled the missile-defense system for the Czech Republic and Poland in September.

Implement In 2013

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows we have a deficit crisis and a health care crisis that can only be fixed by passing ObamaCare. That’s why all published versions of the proposed legislation to date are scheduled to be implemented in 2013. When is the next Presidential election? Oh yeah, 2012.

5.5 Million

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the economy really needs ObamaCare because it will increase payroll taxes on small business. The result, according to the economic model used by Christina Romer (chairperson of Obama’s own Council of Economic Advisors) will be a net loss of 5.5 million jobs by 2019.

Decisive Action

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knew exactly what to do when faced with the threats of Iranian nuclear weapons and a resurgent Taliban. He took immediate and decisive action. At great personal sacrifice, he flew to Denmark to lobby for a Chicago Olympic Games - and failed.

Make Them Legal

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows “The reforms I’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.” That’s why he told the Hispanic Caucus on 9/17/2009, “… this debate underscores the necessity of passing comprehensive immigration reform and resolving the issue of 12 million undocumented people living and working in this country once and for all.”

Lincoln Was Divisive Too

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he admits he’s divisive. In defense of his divisiveness he reminded us that Lincoln was divisive too. 600,000 Americans died fighting a civil war precipitated by Lincoln’s divisiveness.

That’s Not a Tax

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart he knows that fines charged to people who choose not to purchase health insurance are not taxes. After all, when the Internal Revenue Service forcibly collects money from an individual with civil and criminal penalties - that's not a tax - B.O. says so.

Transparency in Government

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he promised to post all proposed legislation on the Internet for 60 days before bringing it to a vote in Congress. That’s why he pushed the “Stimulus” plan thru Congress in days and why he tried to push the “Health Care” plan thru in two weeks with no public review, no debate, and without posting the bills on the Internet in advance.

Cutting Backroom Deals

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he can eliminate the influence of “special interests” by cutting backroom deals with drug companies, the United Auto Works union, American Medical Association, Goldman Sachs, and many others.

Get Out of the Way

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he forges bipartisan coalitions by telling opponents of his health care plan to “get out of the way” and “don’t do a lot of talking”.

Without Reducing Coverage

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he can expand medical insurance coverage and reduce spending on medical care without reducing the quality of health care.

The Stimulus is Working

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the “Stimulus” is working; that’s why unemployment surpassed the 8% cap he promised and why it continues to rise.

Efficient Government Health Care

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows that government run health care will be much more efficient and cost effective than private health care. B.O. points to the example of Medicare the cost of which has risen 34% more per patient than private health care costs since 1970.

UPS, FedEx & USPS

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows that UPS and FedEx are profitable while the United States Postal Service is losing $7 billion again this year. That’s why he wants the Government to run health care.

Driving Up the Deficit

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows that Medicare and Medicaid are responsible for "driving up the deficit". That's why he increased the Federal deficit by more than $800 billion in six months with no significant amount going to either program.

Stop Paying for Things that Don't Make Us Healthier

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he will "stop paying for things that don't make us healthier" by overruling your doctor and stopping him from using his best judgment in determining your treatment.

He’s Not Lying –Really!

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows you can keep your current health insurance if you like it; and you can until something – anything - in your plan changes; then you’ll be required to switch to an Obama approved plan. He’s not lying – no, he’s not – really!

Money that Should be Used for Wages

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows health-care costs are gobbling up money that should be used to increase worker wages. That's why he proposes adding taxes on business amounting to another 8% of payroll to provide health insurance to workers.

Medicare Cuts

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the Health-Care bill worming through Congress will cut $200 billion dollars out of Medicare over the next ten years. That’s why he told an AARP town hall that Medicare would not be cut under the plan.

Fewer Americans Unemployed?

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the number of unemployed Americans went down from 9.5% to 9.4% in July because the economy lost another 200,000 net jobs that month.

Replace the Expensive Care with the Best Care

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he will replace the most "expensive care" with the "best care" by turning your health care decisions over to a government panel. This is just like replacing the expensive car, the Toyota, with the best car, the Chevy built by the New General Motors.

Breaking & Entering

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the policeman who arrested his buddy Henry Gates breaking into his own house was acting “stupidly” even though he responded to a 911 call from a neighbor who reported that men were trying to break into the Gates house; And even though Gates was actually arrested for “disorderly conduct” after mouthing off to the investigating policeman; And, even though B.O. said he didn’t know the details of the episode.

Lower Cost and More Choice

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he will remake American health-care with "lower costs and more choice" by spending $1 trillion, limiting the allowable treatment options, and cutting off health care for those with a "duty to die".

Health Care Decisions Will Not be Made by Government

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows "health-care decisions will not be made by government" ... they will be made by the proposed Federal Health Board . It will determine what treatments doctors are allowed to offer, to whom, and under what circumstances.

If You Like Your Insurance You Can Keep It

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that when he says "if you like your current health insurance you can keep it", he knows that your current HMO, insurance, or doctor will be required to use only the procedures and medications approved by B.O.

Compulsory Abortion & Global Central Planning

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he appointed John Holdren
as Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy and as co-chair of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology. John Holdren has publically advocated “compulsory abortion” for American women “if the population crisis became sufficiently severe to endanger society” and “a comprehensive Planetary Regime (that) could control the development, administration and distribution of all natural resources.”

Death - An Alternative to Treatment

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he hopes you will consider hospice as an alternative to treatment and he plans to change your life by requiring you to receive periodic mandatory counseling on “end of life” issues.

The Russians Ended it Peacefully

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows that the Cold War was not won by Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher but by the Russians who magnanimously decided to end it peacefully.

Would Not Change Anything

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he “would not change anything” about his economic recovery program despite unemployment shooting past his promised 8% upper limit, debt expanding four-fold in a single year and no evidence of an increase in economic activity.

Take the Painkiller

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows what health care you should have much better than you do. He recently said, "Maybe you're better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller." And B.O. knows he is just the man to make that decision for you.

Deficit Problem

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows the big Federal deficit problem is NOT caused by government spending on such things as the recently enacted “Stimulus” legislation.

Defending the Constitution in Honduras

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he knows that when the framers of the Honduran Constitution included a provision limiting their President to a single term, they were just kidding; he further knows that when the framers insisted on writing into their constitution a section making it illegal to attempt to change the term-limiting provision in the Constitution, they didn’t really mean it. That’s why B.O. knows it’s an illegal act when the Honduran Supreme Court, the Congress, and the Army support and defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic. What I don’t understand is this; what precedent is B.O. afraid might be set?

Reference “Human Events” article:
The World Upside Down: Honduras
by Gustavo Coronel
06/30/2009

Mov’in On Up

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he can direct the new CEO of General Motors to keep his office in Detroit instead of moving to Warren, MI and he can do this without managing General Motors.

Covering 1/3rd of Uninsured Americans

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he is proposing a nationalized health care system that will cost more than 1.6 trillion dollars and cover one out of every three currently uninsured Americans.

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Modeling Medicare

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he is modeling the nationalized health care system on Medicare – the program that is expected to run out of money in less than ten years.

Remedial Reading

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that his first Supreme Court nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, was accepted into Princeton University to fill an affirmative action quota and was asked to read children’s books to improve her reading comprehension.

Paygo

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he has found a way to balance the federal budget using "Paygo" while allowing 2 trillion dollars in exemptions to the "Paygo" rules to enact socialized health care; not counting other exemptions.

Tax Cuts

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he can give 95% of Americans a tax cut by creating a Value Added Tax that adds $3,000 per year to their cost of living, creating a Carbon Tax that adds another $3,000 per year, tripling the tax on a pack of cigarettes, and at the same time changing CAFÉ standards to increase the cost of an average new car by $1,300.

New GM CEO

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he selected the perfect CEO for the New GM, Ed Whitaker Jr who admitted in a June 10th 2009 interview, "I don't know anything about cars."

The New General Motors

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that he can direct General Motors to make green cars; he can select the CEO and the Board of Directors; and he can exercise the government’s ownership rights when “fundamental” decisions are taken – all without managing the company.

Imposing Governments

Barack Hussein Obama is so smart that when he said, “No system of government can or should be imposed upon one nation by any other.” He knew that when the Soviet Union occupied Eastern Europe at the close of World War II these countries were really already communist. And when the United States occupied West Germany and Japan at the end of World War II, Germany and Japan were already constitutional democracies so neither the Soviet Union nor the United States were able to impose a system of government on any of these countries.

Muslim Country

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows the United States is "no longer a Christian nation" since we now have only 159 million self-identified Christians. Instead, we are “one of the largest Muslim countries in the world" since there are approximately 9 million Muslims residing in the United States.

Empathy for the Oppressed

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that judges with empathy for the oppressed are much better than judges that enforce the law impartially.

Prosecuting Lawyers

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that Bush administration lawyers should be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided; and that maybe Bush administration lawyers should be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided; and that Bush administration lawyers should NOT be prosecuted for the legal advice they provided.

Barack Obama is SO Smart that ...

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center must be closed and that we must construct a “preventive detention center” to hold people who might be dangerous but who would be difficult to convict in US courts.

Initial Negotiating Position

Barack Obama is so smart that when Iran launches a solid fuel ballistic missile capable of reaching Tel Aviv and when the Iranian president says he wants to "wipe Israel off the map" – Barack Obama knows that's just an initial negotiating position.

Welfare Payments

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows the Guantanamo Bay terrorists “just want to get along” so he’s arranged for them to receive welfare payments after he releases them in Virginia.

Model Citizens

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that al Qaeda-trained jihadists will become model citizens as soon as they are released from Guantanamo Bay and into the civilian population of Northern Virginia.

Defender of Child Pornography

Barack Obama is so smart that he appointed a defender of child pornography as the deputy chief of the Justice Department.

A Gift of State

Barack Obama is so smart that he knew just what to give to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom as a gift of state - a selection of DVD’s; DVD’s formatted to work in the United States that will not work in Europe.

Barack Obama is SO Smart that ...

Barack Obama is so smart that he thinks he can stimulate economic activity in the United States and make American companies more internationally competitive by taxing their earnings in foreign countries – income already taxed by the host countries.

Buzz New York City

Barack Obama is so smart that he had Air Force One buzz New York City. Guess he thought the citizens needed reminding of the last time a big jet entered the Downtown skyline.

A New Era of Responsibility

Barack Obama is so smart that he titled his proposed budget legislation, the most fiscally irresponsible budget proposal in the history of the world, “A New Era of Responsibility”.

They Came From Canada

Barack Obama is so smart that his pick for Homeland Security Secretary thinks the perpetrators of the 9-11 attacks entered the US from Canada – they came directly from the Middle-East, mostly from Saudi Arabia.

Self-Fulfilling Prophesy?

Barack Obama is so smart that his pick for Homeland Security Secretary issued confidential guidance to law enforcement labeling military veterans, religious people, and conservatives generally as dangerous extremists. Can you say “self-fulfilling prophesy?”

Taxing Donations to Charities

Barack Obama is so smart that he can improve the lives of the Americans in need by taxing donations to charities.

Regulated by a Supra-National Body

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that Americans will be much better off when American financial companies are regulated by a supra-national body that includes Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, China, and Indonesia.

Caroline Kennedy as Ambassador

Barack Obama is so smart that he nominated pro-abortion, pro-fetal stem cell research Caroline Kennedy as ambassador to the Vatican; promptly rejected by the pro-life Catholic Church.

He Can Solve the Banking Crisis

Barack Obama is so smart that he can solve the banking crisis by getting the banks to buy each other's toxic assets.

He Can Speak Austrian

Barack Obama is so smart that he can speak Austrian.

Dying to Listen

Barack Obama is so smart that he knew to give an iPod loaded with recordings of his speeches to the Queen of England. He knew that the Queen was just dying to listen to Barack’s speeches over and over again.

Dependence On Foreign Energy

Barack Obama is so smart that he can reduce our dependence on foreign energy sources by prohibiting oil and gas exploration in millions of acres of the most energy-rich areas within our borders and our coastal waters.

Carbon Taxes On Business

Barack Obama is so smart that he can prevent US jobs from moving overseas by imposing carbon taxes on business - increasing the costs of manufacturing and the costs of producing electricity.

He Can NOT Run GM & Chrysler

Barack Obama is so smart that he can NOT run GM & Chrysler and yet dictate what kind of cars they will make, what company will buy Chrysler, when Chrysler will be bought, guarantee the warranties on GM & Chrysler vehicles, fire GM's CEO, and assign members of his administration to positions within GM & Chrysler.

Layoffs At Military Contractors

Barack Obama is so smart that he figured out an effective way to add or save jobs in the middle of a recession - reduce US military spending resulting in employee layoffs at military contractors

Appointing Tax Cheats

Barack Obama is so smart that he realized appointing tax cheats to high positions in government would create a super-team - able to collect and spend our taxes speedily.

Health Care Reform "Down-Payment"

Barack Obama is so smart that he can control US health care costs holding them to under $60 billion per year by spending $634 billion on the 1st year health care reform "down-payment".

Cut The Deficit in Half

Barack Obama is so smart that he can quadruple the 2008 budget deficit and forecast "trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see" and still cut the budget deficit in half by the end of his first term.