Stop Using the Rest Room!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the best way to keep airliners from being blown up is to prevent passengers from using the rest room during the last 60 minutes of each flight. That’s obvious. We should have thought of it sooner.

Breaking & Entering Redux

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knew the Cambridge police acted “stupidly” when his buddy Henry Gates was arrested breaking into his own house. It was recently reported that the Cambridge Police union local endorsed Republican Scott Brown for the Massachusetts Senate seat in the special election – no word yet from B.O. on their “stupidity” this time.

You Cannot Fool All of the People All the Time

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he likes to model himself after Abraham Lincoln who said, “You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, …”; Well, B.O. certainly fooled most of the people in 2008. Maybe he forgot that Lincoln also said, “…but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.” Paraphrasing B.O.’s spiritual adviser, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, B.O.'s chickens have come home to ROOST!

Taking Responsibility for Every Dollar

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he was able to say with a straight face;

“… we’re taking responsibility for every dollar we spend. We’ve done what some said was impossible: preventing wasteful spending on outdated weapons systems that even the Pentagon said it didn’t want. We’ve combed the budget, cutting waste and excess wherever we could. I’m still committed to halving the deficit we inherited by the end of my first term. And I made clear from day one that I would not sign a health insurance reform bill if it raised the deficit by one dime – and neither the House nor Senate bill does.”

I couldn’t have said it without laughing out loud. It’s hard to even read it without laughing.

We Will Not Rest

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can say of the Christmas Day panty-bomber incident, “we will not rest until we find all who were involved.” Remember now, he didn’t say “we” wouldn’t play golf, or take Michelle on foreign shopping trips.

Audacity

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he can say, “I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat cat bankers on Wall Street.” with a straight face while his administration (a) buys preferred and common stock in Wall Street banks, (b) buys the corporate bonds of Wall Street banks, (c) buys non-performing loans from Wall Street banks, (d) loans a virtually limitless supply of money to Wall Street banks at near zero interest (less than 0.25%) and borrows it back from the same Wall Street banks while paying them more than 3.25% interest for the privilege. Talk about the “Audacity of Hope”!

On the Edge of the Cliff

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that knows that, “We just had a very productive session about the final stages of health care reform in the Senate. And from the discussions we had, it’s clear that we are on the precipice of an achievement that’s eluded Congresses and presidents for generations, an achievement that will touch the lives of nearly every American.”

Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
Main Entry: prec·i·pice
Pronunciation: \ˈpre-s(ə-)pəs\
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from Middle French, from Latin praecipitium, from praecipit-, praeceps headlong, from prae- + caput head — more at head
Date: 1613
1 : a very steep or overhanging place
2 : a hazardous situation; broadly : brink

It’s George’s Fault!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows it’s George W Bush’s fault that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was given a visa to enter the U.S. after the State Department was informed by Abdulmutallab’s father that he was a security risk. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was not subjected to increased security procedures when he attempted to board the Northwest Airlines aircraft after paying cash for his ticket and boarding without luggage. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was in contact with the same Islamist cleric in Yeman as was Fort Hood’s Major Hasan. B.O. knows it’s Bush’s fault that Abdulmutallab was nearly successful in blowing up the airliner – he was, after all, on three State Department watch lists and those procedures were created by … the Bush administration.