Here We Come!

Here We Come!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Earmark-Free Legislation

Barack Hussein Obama(mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he began the new era of earmark-free legislation by signing a bill containing more than 8,500 earmarks. And, the latest omnibus bill has only 4,000 earmarks!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Nations Everywhere Are Racing

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows global warming is real and caused by man; he said, “From China to India, from Japan to Germany, nations everywhere are racing to develop new ways to produce and use energy.” This, just before China and India declined to participate in the global “Cap & Trade” movement - questioning why treaty negotiations were on the table for a scientifically unproven issue.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas

I'm taking the week off to celebrate Christmas. I wish you all a very merry one.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Trusting Afghanistan

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he is, “… convinced our security is at stake in Afghanistan and Pakistan.” He knows, “We cannot tolerate a safe-haven for terrorists whose location is known, and whose intentions are clear.” So, when he pulls the troops out starting in 18 months, he knows it will be perfectly safe to trust our national security to the corrupt Afghan government.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Overruling the Voters

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows representative democracy is the best political system ever created. That’s why his Justice Department overruled the voters of Kinston, North Carolina when they voted to make local office elections non-partisan (without party identification on the ballet).

Sunday, December 13, 2009

They Like US Better Now

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows the rest of the world likes the U.S. much better now that B.O. is president instead of that nasty old George W Bush. That’s why Japan has announced it’ll stop refueling our warships and wants to renegotiate their troop deployment deal. It’s also why North Korea continues nuclear testing and ignores us; and why Israel goes ahead with West Bank settlements regardless of U.S. protestations. It may be why Russia has rewarded us for cancelling the anti-ballistic missile shield intended for Poland and the Czech Republic by recognizing the independance of Georgia’s two breakaway provinces and is now interfering in the Ukraine.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

He Created Jobs!

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he created 30 jobs in the 15th Congressional District of Arizona. One of several Congressional districts around the country in which B.O. created jobs – Congressional districts that don't exist!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Pardon the Turkey

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey but will court marshal three Navy SEALs with no evidence but a terrorist’s assertion that one of the SEALs punched him in the gut when they arrested him.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Decisions

Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) is so smart that he knows consistency is a virtue. So, after months of indecision B.O. has decided to be indecisive – promising to start sending more troops to Afghanistan and promising to start bringing them back home in 18 months.