Here We Come!

Here We Come!

Monday, April 27, 2009

A New Era of Responsibility

Barack Obama is so smart that he titled his proposed budget legislation, the most fiscally irresponsible budget proposal in the history of the world, “A New Era of Responsibility”.

Friday, April 24, 2009

They Came From Canada

Barack Obama is so smart that his pick for Homeland Security Secretary thinks the perpetrators of the 9-11 attacks entered the US from Canada – they came directly from the Middle-East, mostly from Saudi Arabia.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Self-Fulfilling Prophesy?

Barack Obama is so smart that his pick for Homeland Security Secretary issued confidential guidance to law enforcement labeling military veterans, religious people, and conservatives generally as dangerous extremists. Can you say “self-fulfilling prophesy?”

Monday, April 20, 2009

Taxing Donations to Charities

Barack Obama is so smart that he can improve the lives of the Americans in need by taxing donations to charities.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Regulated by a Supra-National Body

Barack Obama is so smart that he knows that Americans will be much better off when American financial companies are regulated by a supra-national body that includes Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, China, and Indonesia.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Caroline Kennedy as Ambassador

Barack Obama is so smart that he nominated pro-abortion, pro-fetal stem cell research Caroline Kennedy as ambassador to the Vatican; promptly rejected by the pro-life Catholic Church.

Monday, April 13, 2009

He Can Solve the Banking Crisis

Barack Obama is so smart that he can solve the banking crisis by getting the banks to buy each other's toxic assets.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

He Can Speak Austrian

Barack Obama is so smart that he can speak Austrian.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Dying to Listen

Barack Obama is so smart that he knew to give an iPod loaded with recordings of his speeches to the Queen of England. He knew that the Queen was just dying to listen to Barack’s speeches over and over again.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Dependence On Foreign Energy

Barack Obama is so smart that he can reduce our dependence on foreign energy sources by prohibiting oil and gas exploration in millions of acres of the most energy-rich areas within our borders and our coastal waters.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Carbon Taxes On Business

Barack Obama is so smart that he can prevent US jobs from moving overseas by imposing carbon taxes on business - increasing the costs of manufacturing and the costs of producing electricity.